Malafortune Cookies | Botched wisdom. Deliciously delivered.

Inside each cookie is a twisted take on traditional fortune—botched wisdom, deliciously delivered. These malaphors (idiom mashups) are part word-salad, part life advice. Perfect for gift-givers, language lovers, and people who live life one mixed metaphor at a time.

• 100+ idiom mashups
• 100% tasty snackable nonsense
• Available soon